50 ways
In honor of suddenly having 50 of you following me (amazing, thank you), here is a list of 50 ways to fuck your lover:
1. on the deck of the last ferry in the cold, dark night after a fancy date. unbutton one button of her long coat, just below her waist and slip your hand under. pull her skirt up with your fingers, turn her around to face the water and stand behind her. fuck her quickly while you breath on her neck.
2. in the corner of a dark club. press her up against the wall. undo her belt, unzip her jeans and shove your fingers into her pants. look like you’re making out. slide your wet hand into your pocket after she comes and buy her another drink before you leave together.
3. grab her in the kitchen and drag her into the living room before dinner’s ready. bend her over the back of a chair and lift her skirt up onto her back. rub and smack her ass and the backs of her thighs through her panties and then slip them off of her. get her off with your hand between her legs while you bite the back of her neck.
4. sit on the floor with your head leaning back onto the couch. ask her to kneel on the couch and straddle your face, with her arms up against the wall. hold her ass with your hands while you suck her clit.
5. run a hot bath for her and roll up your sleeves. get on your knees and bathe her sweetly. let her lean back and hold her head in the crook of your arm while you slip your hand under the water and feel her slick pussy that is wetter than wet. circle her clit with your fingers and kiss her as she comes.
6. slip outside during a party and find a place to hide in the darkness. get on your knees and lift her skirt. suck her off while she pulls on your hair and hits your shoulders.
7. book an overnight at a hotel. check in early and set up restraints under the mattress. hide your bag of toys under the side table opposite the door. wear a strap on under your pants as you drive her there. surprise her as soon as you’re in the room. tie her up and fuck her before dinner.
8. let someone you both trust watch.
9. go out at night to look at the stars. bring a blanket. lie next to her and unbutton her shirt, unzip her pants. let her watch the sky while you fuck her and suck on her neck.
10. bind her wrists behind her back while she sits in a wooden chair. torture her nipples and then put your warm, wet mouth on them. push your soft, flat tongue against her pussy through her panties until they are soaking wet. leave them on but push them aside with your mouth. suck on her clit while you fuck her with three fingers crooked inside her.
11. wear a flexible cock under your baggy jeans and wait for her to come home. get her a drink and then sit down, inviting her onto your lap. let her rub against you working up to a quick fuck in the chair.
12. let her tie you down spread eagle on the mattress. wear your largest cock. ask her to climb on top of you.
13. fuck her up the ass while she’s on all fours. wrap an arm around her with your fingers rubbing her cunt and clit. have one arm stretched out with a hand gripping her shoulder.
14. wear a flexible cock under your pants. pull over on the way home from a party. push the passenger seat as far back as it will go, lean the backrest all the way down, and let her straddle you.
15. visit her parents. fuck her in her childhood bed.
16. visit your parents. fuck her in your childhood bed.
17. photograph her masturbating. use a polaroid camera. show her how beautiful she is and then fuck her.
18. drop her off at a bar and drive around the block a few times. go inside and pretend you don’t know each other. watch her flirt with other butches at the bar. let them buy her drinks. watch her dance with someone. when it’s late, take her home and bend her forward onto the bed. push her into the mattress as you fuck her from behind and tell her what a slut she was back at the bar.
19. go see a late night movie. park in the corner of the garage. fuck her with your fingers in the car before you leave the parking lot.
20. hold her dick in your hand and pump it while you fuck her up the ass.
21. get on your knees and suck her cock. while you bump it against her clit, slide a wet finger up her ass and stroke it in and almost out until she gets off.
22. let her tie you up in a chair. have your cock sticking out of your fly. let her blindfold you. let her beat your chest with her fists. let her slap your face. take whatever she gives you. kiss her tenderly when she puts her mouth on yours. keep your shoulders wide and steady when she grips them as she straddles you and pumps up and down on your cock.
23. kneel between her legs and use a stiff, curved dildo on her. tug and pull on it, hooking it upwards inside her. watch her squirt just before she comes and tell her how fucking hot she is.
24. take her to a museum for the day. brush up against her ass so often throughout the day that you both get turned on and you go fuck in the bathroom.
25. let her bring someone home. watch them fuck her.
26. chain her up against the door and stand in front of her while you fuck her with a hand held dildo. keep your lips just a little too far away from her mouth until she’s about to get off and then kiss her hard, shoving her head against the door.
27. call her from work and tell her everything you’re going to do to her when you see her. tell her to touch herself and imagine it. keep talking until she tells you to stop.
28. go to the hardware store with her. pick out the naughtiest looking things you can find. go home and laugh hysterically while also getting seriously turned on by your new equipment.
29. raid the kitchen for as many possible objects to fuck with as you can find. lock the bedroom door and try them all out on each other.
30. call in sick at work. spend all day in bed fucking. even when you are both exhausted and sore, keep fucking until it’s 5 o'clock. take naps if necessary.
31. wake her up in the middle of the night sucking on her neck. tell her you don’t want her to touch you, this is all about her. whisper what you’re about to do just before you do it. keep a running commentary and let her sink deep into it. ‘now i’m going to lift your shirt…’ and lift her shirt. end by telling her what your tongue will do on her pussy and how your fingers will enter her. then shut up and fuck her.
32. sit on the bed with your back against something. let her rest between your legs, leaning back onto your chest. ask her to unbutton her shirt and pants. ask her to touch herself. help her and kiss her neck.
33. go to the thrift store and buy clothes as cheap as you can that fit. get thin cotton shirts with buttons or whatever you like. after they’re washed, both of you put them on and chase each other around - grabbing and ripping at the clothes until they’re off. feel like an animal while you fuck.
34. go for a hike really early in the morning. choose a difficult, narrow trail. after you’ve hiked for awhile and are panting, find a small path into the woods and fuck up against a tree quietly.
35. early in the afternoon, check into a hotel in a busy city. ask for a room with a window onto the street. fuck her in the afternoon in front of the wide open curtains. fuck her again at night in front of the wide open curtains with the all the lights on in the room and see the reflection of what anyone looking up can see.
36. blindfold her while she’s still dressed. run your hands over every inch of her, clothed. undress her slowly. take your time. let her feel your warm breath on her skin. sit her down in a chair and kiss her on the mouth without touching her. let her reach for you. grab her wrists and bind them with bondage tape. bind her to the chair, first her arms to the chair arms and then bind her chest to the back of it. back away and look at her. tell her how gorgeous she is. tell her you’ll take good care of her. reach a hand between her legs and slowly tease the wetness from her pussy. watch her shift in the chair against your hand. end with your mouth on her. after she comes, remove her blindfold and let her watch you rip the bondage tape off with your teeth.
37. let her invite a lover home. let her tie you up against the doorframe with your hands over your head. watch her get fucked by her lover.
38. get dressed up for a fancy night out. watch her put on her panties and bra and pull up her stockings. help her clip them to her garter belt. shove your face against her pussy. agree to skip the night out, but keep getting dressed and try to keep your hands off her. after she’s dressed, bend her over your knee for a good spanking. get the paddle out and unhook her garters, pull down her panties and paddle her ass until it’s red and sore. take off your pants and put on a strap-on. leave your shirt and dress socks on. have her lift her dress as she settles down on top of you to fuck.
39. make up after a drunken fight. forget whatever stupid thing you were fighting about. take off your shirt but leave your tank top on and your jeans and boots. go to the kitchen to rinse out the beer bottles. wash one with boiling hot water. find her sleepy in bed and run the bottle along her side. kiss her. take off all her clothes and fuck her passionately with the bottle while you circle her clit with a finger and kiss her mouth.
40. watch a movie on the couch together. start making out. wrestle her to the floor and get behind her. pull an arm behind her back gently, but firmly, and bend her down onto the couch. reach around and undo her belt. fuck her with your fingers while you grind against her ass.
41. get naked with her in bed. light massage candles and let them drip on her back. sit on her ass while you massage her back and shoulders. lie down on top of her and rub your body against hers. lift her ass up into the air and slide a hand beneath her. lick her ass while she moans into the pillow and your fingers circle her clit.
42. ask her to tie you down on the bed. arms and legs spread eagle. have her blindfold you. talk to her while she masturbates next to you. tell her what you imagine her doing. ask her to lie so that her skin is next to yours and you feel her moving. ask her to sit on your face.
43. go to a party. spend the whole night apart, talking with other people. keep looking at her. watch her flirt with other people. bring her a drink when you see she needs one, kiss her on the cheek and move on. don’t say a word in the car. don’t say a word when you get home, but grab her hand and take her into the bedroom. get on top of her and whisper in her ear that she was a naughty girl at the party. ask her to tell you about it. let her whisper what a bad girl she was and how she thought about fucking other people. fuck her with your cock while she whispers all this in your ear and tells you how sorry she is.
44. on a lazy afternoon when you’re doing chores around the house, grab her and lean her back onto the coffee table. jerk her pants off of her and fuck quickly.
45. let her bring home a lover and take turns fucking her.
46. using scissors, slowly snip the buttons off her shirt. cut her bra off her. pull her jeans down and cut through her panties. put the scissors away and pinch and rub her skin roughly. suck on her skin in places and move your hands under her ass. press half your weight onto her side and kiss her while you fuck her with a dildo in your hand.
47. grab her in the hallway when you pass each other casually. fuck quickly up against the wall.
48. take off your shirt but leave your jeans on so that you’re naked from the waist up. ask her to tie you to the door with your back facing her. let her whip your back and feel it sting. feel her press her soft breasts onto your stinging back. feel her kiss you. when she unhooks your wrists, take her to the bed and bury your face in her pussy until she screams out.
49. on your way out the door to meet friends, grab her wrist and drag her back to the couch. let her yell at you about how you’re going to be late but smile at her until she laughs. fuck her as quickly as you can and then go.
50. fuck her and then write about it.
